i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
|—||Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun (via rauchwolken)|
MY GOD, YOU’RE SO SQUISHY.
SAMUEL, YOU SLIMEBALL. KISS ME AGAIN.
I COULD GET LOST FOREVER IN YOUR FLAPS AND FOLDS.
STOP TALKING AND TAKE ME, SAMUEL. FILL ME WITH CHILDREN, NOT JUST POETRY.
YES! AND YOU AS WELL, SHEILA. AFTER ALL, OUR HERMAPHRODITIC REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS ALLOW FOR MUTUAL FERTILIZATION.
THAT’S SO SEXY.
night vale sketch book page thing, i loved this line
i don’t even chase my liquor dude i’m certainly not gonna chase u